"Reasons My Son Is Crying"

"I wouldn't let him drink bath water."

"I wouldn't let him drown in this pond."

"We helped him put on the boots he loves to wear."

"I wouldn’t let him eat the candy he found on the diner floor."

"I didn’t show him pictures on my phone quickly enough - and yes, they were pictures of him crying."

"I wouldn’t let him eat Buzz Lightyear’s head"

This blog (which I discovered via Gawker) is genius. A dad photographs and describes all of the "reasons" his young son bursts into tears.  **One can only hope the little kid will have a good sense of humor when he becomes old enough to read the website his loving dad created. [It would also be fun to re-photograph the kid 60 seconds later when he's perfectly fine.]